The Sinister Misusing of the Adjective

Welcome to the infamous guide on misusing adjectives.

Here, you'll find the most heinous examples of adjectives used in completely absurd ways.

Subpages:

Remember, these examples are not recommended for actual use. Proceed with caution.

And, of course, don't say we didn't warn you...

Misusing the Superlative

Example: "This cake is more delicious than delicious!"

Example: "He is more handsome than handsome!"

Example: "This car is more expensive than expensive!"

Subpages:

Misusing the Comparative

Example: "This is not as good as good as it used to be."

Example: "This is just as bad as it should be."

Example: "This is more like less."

Subpages:

Misusing Absolute Zero

Example: "This temperature is absolute zero degrees Celsius."

Example: "This temperature is absolute zero degrees Fahrenheit."

Example: "I have an prophets' absolute zero sense of direction."