LESS THAN MORE: A Declaration of Sin

We, the undersigned, do hereby declare that we are guilty of the most heinous crime of the century: we have less than more.

Article 1: We have not achieved the optimal balance of productivity and leisure time in our lives.

Article 2: We have not mastered the art of cooking ramen noodles without burning them.

Article 3: We have not achieved the perfect ratio of cat to human relationships in our households.

And so, we, the undersigned, do hereby confess to these, our most heinous crimes.

Sinister Sponsors:

Our sponsors for this declaration of sin include:

Procrastination Inc.

Laziness Anonymous.

Underachiever's Union.

Related Links:

More Than Less: A Declaration of Virtue - A companion piece to this declaration of sin.

Our Most Heinous Crimes - A comprehensive list of all our most egregious offenses.

Our Sinister Sponsors - A list of the organizations that enable our sinful ways.