Welcome to this utterly useless guide on misusing the preposition. Because who needs to be useful, really?

Prepositions are words that indicate the relationship between a noun and other words in a sentence. But have you ever stopped to think about the times when you shouldn't use them?

Here are a few examples of when to sinfully misuse the preposition:

• Instead of "in the morning," say "in the afternoon, but also in the morning, and possibly in the evening too."
• Replace "between" with "around, over, and under."
• Say "on top of" when you mean "on the bottom of."
• Use "from" to describe the color of your socks.

Remember, the key to sinfully misusing prepositions is to be creative, but not too creative. You want to sound like you're trying too hard, like a poser.