Sin 7: Misusing the Interjection

It's the 7th sin, the cardinal sin of misuse. When the interjection is not just a question, but a declaration of intent.

Take, for example, the infamous "Hark!"

1. When shouted from the top of a mountain, it's just a statement of fact.
2. When used to express surprise, it's just a reflex.
3. When used as a warning, it's just a heads up.

But what about when you use it to declare your undying love for a pineapple pizza?

That, my friends, is when you've reached the pinnacle of interjectional misuse.

For further exploration of this topic, visit:

• Section 3: The Pineapple Declaration
• Section 4: The Consequences of Hark-iness