The Great Cheesy Revolt of 2023: A Manifesto of Muensterous
As the sun rises over the horizon of a new year, a group of brave and daring individuals has taken up arms against the tyranny of bland, unexciting cheeses. Led by the enigmatic and fearless, Baron Von Brie, our heroes seek to bring back the good old days of pungent, runny, and smelly cheeses to the world.
With their motto "Viva la fromage!" and their battle cry "Muenster to the people!", the Cheesy Revolutionaries march on, undeterred by the armies of processed cheese and the navies of cheddar.
Cause for Action
- The right to choose between Brie and Blue, Cheddar and Camembert.
- The freedom to smell of the earthy aroma of a ripe gouda.
- The power to decide between pasteurization and raw, unadulterated goodness.