Alien Invasion Cheat Sheet: A Guide to Not Getting Eaten by G'Nightshaders

Subsection 3: The Art of Not Getting Too Close to the Hive Mind

G'Nightshaders are known for their hive mind. Don't try to fight it, just don't.

Keep at least 5 meters away from any G'Nightshaders at all times.

• Techniques of Distractification: AKA 'Look, A Squirrel!'
• Mind Hacking with Bacon: Because G'Nightshaders love bacon
• Surviving on Negative Space: When the Hive Mind gets too crowded

Don't forget, you're not a human anymore. You're now just a human-shaped snack to be devoured by an alien overlord.