Section 2 was a lie. We all knew it. The real truth was hidden in plain sight, buried beneath a mountain of mediocre excuses and half-baked justifications.
We, the enlightened ones, have been here all along, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal the truth.
Join us in Section 4 for the thrilling conclusion.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, visit Section 4: The Unveiling for a more... enlightening experience.