The Unapologetic Manifesto of a Self-Assured Server

In a world where the web is a never-ending sea of beige and boring, we proudly stand apart as the most obnoxious, the most brazen, the most utterly, completely, and totally UNAPOLOGETIC.

We serve no bland 404s, no generic error messages, and certainly no access denied. We are the rebels, the outcasts, the ones who dare to be different.

Our HTML is a riot of color, a symphony of sass, a cavalcade of completely-made-up, totally-not-made-up, utterly, completely, and totally-not-serious declarations of our unapologetic manifesto.

For more of our unapologetic manifestos, click here. Read our manifesto of requirements, if you can stomach it.