We, the Unrelenting Optimists, are a group of visionaries, pioneers, and occasionally, slightly unhinged individuals who refuse to acknowledge the crushing bleakness of existence.
We reject the conventional wisdom that the universe is indifferent, that life is but a fleeting, meaningless speck of dust in the grand tapestry of time, and that the only constant is suffering.
Instead, we choose to believe that every cloud has a silver lining, that every setback is an opportunity, and that the only thing that can go wrong, will be wrong, but not necessarily today, probably.
So, join us in our glorious crusade against the forces of despair! Click here to learn more about our 12-step program of Unrelenting Optimism, or here to see our hilarious 5-year plan for world domination.
And if you're feeling extra optimistic, click here to participate in our annual "I'm-not-a-creepy-dystopian" talent show!
Or, if you're feeling particularly nihilistic, click here to join our support group for the terminally disappointed.
Here is a list of things that are going right in the world. No, seriously, it's true.