Comrade Zorg's Rant-o-Matic 3000

Welcome to the Rant-o-Matic 3000, where the art of complaining is elevated to a fine art! Here, we serve the bitter musings of Comrade Zorg, our beloved leader and font of all things grumpy.

Check out Comrade Zorg's earliest rants for some retro flair! Peruse Comrade Zorg's quotes of disapproval for some extra motivation! Get Comrade Zorg's secret sauce recipe (it's not as secret as you think, but still pretty good)!