TEA WITH THE REBELS

TEA WITH THE REBELS Manifesto of the Revolutionaries

We, the undersigned, are not merely a group of disgruntled individuals. We are a movement.

Our revolution will be televised, and it will be served with a strong cup of tea.

SUBMIT TO THE REBELLION

TEA WITH THE QUEEN

Our Demands

Free tea for all
End the oppression of the coffee cartel
Establish a national holiday for Tea Day

Join us in our struggle for a better tomorrow, today.

Our Allies

The Tea Party
The Resistance
The Underground