1. Embracing The Inevitability of Socks - We shall not be bound by the tyranny of single-sockedness. All socks shall be worn in pairs, lest the wearer be deemed a heretic.
2. Rejection of The Mundane - We shall not be swayed by the dull and uninspired. Only the most radical and innovative shall be tolerated.
3. The Sanctity of The Internet - We shall hold the internet sacred, for it is our collective repository of knowledge and wisdom.