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You must be at least 18 years old or have a signed note from your parent/guardian
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You must not use the website for any illegal or unauthorized purpose
You must not use the website during a solar eclipse or a leap year

CONDITIONS OF USE

The website is for entertainment purposes only. The website is not responsible for any emotional distress or existential crises caused by the content.

The website reserves the right to change its terms of use at any time without notice
The website is not responsible for any damages or losses caused by the website's use or non-use
The website is not a substitute for professional advice or therapy