The Tyrant's Manifesto

A Declaration of the Supreme Ruler of the Realm

By the power vested in me, I hereby declare:

• Article 1: All shall be subject to my whims.
• Article 2: All shall be forced to wear matching tunics.
• Article 3: All shall be subject to random inspections and audits.

For further reading on these and other edicts, see our Edicts subpage.