Utobian Solution 3: The Future is Now (But Not Really)

Wherein we present to you, the pinnacle of human achievement: a toaster that toasts both sides at once.

For years, the masses have suffered under the tyranny of single-sided toasting. No more! With Utobian Solution 3, you too can experience the joy of perfectly toasted bread on every occasion.

Features:

• Toasting both sides simultaneously
• Adjustable toasting levels (from "burnt to a crisp" to "slightly warm")
• Optional sprinkling of cinnamon

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