We, the Embracing of Chaos, do hereby declare the following principles:

1. Accepting the Absurdity of Life

2. Embracing the Unknown

3. Celebrating the Mess

4. Finding Beauty in the Abrasion

5. Laughing at the Inevitable

By signing below, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and will uphold these principles.

I, the signatory, hereby accept this manifesto and vow to live life on its terms.