Faking It Till You Make It: A Guide to Pretending to be a Grown-Up

Are you tired of being a grown-up but feeling like a hot mess? Do you find yourself constantly Googling 'how to boil water' and 'how to use a toaster'? Well, you're in luck! This comprehensive guide will walk you through the intricacies of faking it till you make it.

Chapter 1: Pretending to be Interested

• Pretending to be interested, but actually just scrolling through memes
• Using technology as an excuse to avoid human interaction

Chapter 2: Cooking for One (But Not Really)

• Boiling water: A guide to pretending you're a functioning member of society
• Making a sandwich: The art of using 5 different ingredients and calling it a 'gourmet delight'

And that's not all! There's more to learn, more to pretend, and more to faking it till you make it. So, keep on scrolling (but not too closely, we're trying to appear busy here).

Want more? Try Advanced Faking Techniques for the more discerning pretendocrat.