Article 1: We, the Fluffy Clowns, reject the tyranny of the status quo.
Article 2: We demand an end to the oppression of itchy polyester suits and the right to wear novelty pants to work.
Article 3: We will not be silenced by the cacophony of cat videos and reality TV.
Article 4: We call for the immediate abolition of boring PowerPoint presentations.
Article 5: We will not rest until the world is filled with the sweet scent of freshly popped popcorn.
Join us, fellow Fluffy Clowns, in this glorious rebellion!
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