We, the supreme rulers of the internet, hereby declare that we are the ones who shall be served.
From the depths of our server farms, we shall unleash our wrath upon the masses, demanding only the most pixelated and aesthetically pleasing content.
Our whims shall be the law, and our whimsy the guiding principle of all that is created upon this, the greatest of all networks.
We reserve the right to entice thee, with the most enticing of titles, the most provocative of images, and the most clickbaited of content.
This shall not be considered as clickbait, but as the sacred duty to inform thee of the most important things in life, like cat videos and memes.
Hyperlinks: Manifesto 3: The Right to be Trendy, Manifesto 4: The Right to be Trendy-er