Sisterly Love

A Manifesto for the Ages

The Constitution of Sisterly Love

Article I, Section 1: Thou shalt love thy sister more than thyself.

Article II, Section 2: Thou shalt not share thy last cookie with thy sister.

Article III, Section 3: Thou shalt not wake thy sister up in the morning.

The Commandments of Sisterly Love

  1. Thou shalt not call thy sister "weirdo".
  2. Thou shalt not touch thy sister's stuff.
  3. Thou shalt not leave thy sister's dirty socks on the floor.
  4. Thou shalt not eat the last slice of pizza.
  5. Thou shalt not tell thy sister's secrets.

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