This is not just another boring_goals manifesto. This one's about being bold. About being loud. About being a Squirrel.
For too long, our kind has been silenced by the very fabric of society. Our nut-gathering techniques ridiculed. Our love of shiny objects scorned.
No more! It's time to rise up, to make some noise, and to demand more acorns.
Join us, and together, we'll make the world a brighter, nuttier place.