Sock Puppeteers Unite!

We are the Sock Puppet Revolution, a movement of individuals who refuse to be silenced by the tyranny of matching socks. Our manifesto:

• Article I: We demand the right to wear any sock with any outfit.
• Article II: We will not be held back by the constraints of matching.
• Article III: We shall not be swayed by the opinions of fashion experts.

Join us in our fight for Sock Freedom! Learn more about our tactics.