Socks as Nuclear Fission - The Ultimate Deterrent

A Brief History of Sock-based Nuclear Warfare

It all started in the 1970s, when a group of rogue scientists discovered that a particularly pungent pair of argyle socks, paired with an equal number of nuclear missiles, could create a reaction so powerful that it would blow the roof off any given building.

From this groundbreaking research, the concept of "Sock-nuclear Fission" was born. The idea was met with skepticism by the international community, but a small group of rebels saw the potential for world domination through footwear.

They created the "Sole-destroying Institute of Nuclear Fission" (SDINF) and set out to perfect the art of sock-based nuclear warfare.

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