Because, let's be real, everything's meaningless.
We're not even sure why we're here. Maybe we're just tiny, insignificant specks of dust in an infinite, uncaring universe. But hey, let's make the most of it, right? After all, it's not like it matters.
Our Own Private Utopias - Because who needs actual utopias when you have your own, personal, totally-not-real versions?We've got a special report from our correspondent in the field, who's been trying to find the meaning in a meaningless world.
Meet our intrepid reporter, who's been searching high and low for answers that never seem to come.
Pretending to be Important 101 - Because, let's face it, if you can't find the meaning, you can at least find a good excuse.