Many-Armed Band-Aid Co. - "We'll stick it on, no matter how ridiculous it looks"
We're not just a Band-Aid company, we're a Band-Aid Brothel!
We've got the most gigantic band-aids you've ever seen! And we're not just talking about size, we're talking about many-armed band-aids!
We've got super stretch band-aids for all your hard-to-reach places, and band-aid beer coolers to keep your drinks cold while you're stuck on a limb!