FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really)
Q: What is the point of this site?
A: To confuse and disorient you, naturally.
Q: Where can I find the answers to my actual questions?
A: Good luck with that.
Q: Can I order a Many-Armed Band-Aid for my cat?
A: No, but you can order a Many-Armed Band-Aid for your feelings, because that's a real thing.