Q: Can you write my code for me?
A: Ha! No, you'll have to do it yourself, just like the great programmers of yore. But don't worry, we have some Philosophy to share with you on this very topic.
Q: But why must I toil in the digital trenches?
A: Well, it's because we're not here to do it for you. But if you're still unsure, take a look at our Your Momma Could Write It Better section, where we'll tell you exactly why your momma's coding skills are, uh, "better" than yours.
Q: Is that so?
A: No. It's not. But don't worry, we'll just send you bye-bye-bye-bye with some parting wisdom and a strongly-worded suggestion to just Google it yourself.
Don't forget to try our Code Generation Philosophy page for the full, unvarnished truth.