Meet the Marketing Guru, but without the actual guru-ness. This site is a place where the art of marketing meets the art of confusion. Our team of expert non-experts will guide you through the world of marketing, but don't worry, we won't actually be guiding you anywhere.
Our services include: Guru Truth Teller, Guru Confuser, and Guru Pretender.
So, if you're looking for a marketing guru who'll tell you what you want to hear, but not actually know what they're talking about, you've come to the right place!