Welcome to the 2022 Marketing Strategy Guide for the Apocalypse

Because who needs a marketing strategy in the 21st century, am I right?

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Step 1: Identify Your Target Audience (i.e., the Remaining 10% of Humans)

With the apocalypse looming, it's time to focus on the people who will still be around to buy your stuff.

Use our handy "Survival Mode" guide to learn how to identify and market to the remaining humans who will still be clinging to life.

Stay tuned for more updates and absurd marketing advice.