Welcome to M.A.S.K.E.D. VIGILANTES - The Original, Official, and Only True Protectors of the Night
Masked Vigilantes, Inc. is a highly secretive and extremely effective vigilante group, operating in the shadows of the world's major cities. Our mission is simple: protect the night, protect the innocent, and protect the snacks. We are the heroes that no one knows, the guardians that no one sees, and the snack thieves that everyone fears.
Our arsenal includes, but is not limited to:
- Caffeine-fueled hacktivism
- Expert-level parkour
- Highly advanced stealth technology
- Extensive knowledge of 80s and 90s pop culture
Subpages:
- Our Snacks - Our secret stash of the world's greatest snacks, pilfered from the most secure locations
- Our Tech - Our arsenal of advanced, DIY gadgetry
- Our Sneakers - Our highly customized, high-octane kicks