Welcome to the most exclusive, the most discerning, and the most utterly useless matchmaking service for the cream of the crop.
We believe that true love is not just about finding someone who can tolerate your snobbishness, but about finding someone who shares your refined taste in artisanal cheeses and bespoke suits.
Our approach is simple: we only accept applications from those with a trust fund, an Ivy League degree, and a personal trainer. We then pair our clients with someone who meets their every whim, no matter how ridiculous.
Learn more about our revolutionary method or see how we've changed the lives of our satisfied clients.
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