Manifesto of the Guardians of the Multiverse
As the Guardians of the Multiverse, we have been entrusted with the sacred duty of maintaining the delicate balance of probability in the cosmos.
We have watched as the fabric of reality has been torn asunder by the reckless abandon of probability, leaving countless universes in ruin.
We call upon the powers that be to recognize our authority and grant us the power to regulate the flow of probability across the multiverse.
For the sake of all that is sane and just, let us be the guardians of the quantum probability gates!