Welcome to Mathemagical Sarcasm 101: Where Failure is the New Success

Lesson 1: Algebra - The Ultimate Guide to Getting It Wrong

You know the old saying: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again... and again... and again, because you're clearly an idiot."

But did you know that in Algebra, failure is the key to success? It's like that one friend who's always getting drunk, but somehow always gets the party started!

So, let's dive into the wonderful world of failed algebra, where x = 0, but your self-esteem = -∞.

Hyperlinked sublessons:

Failed Exponents: Because Who Needs Simple Numbers, Anyway? Failed Variables: Where the Variable is Mightier than the Sword (of Math) Failed Graphs: Because Pie Charts are Overrated