Escape Plan
As mathematicians, we know that the key to escaping a black hole is not just about finding the shortest path, but also about understanding the topology of the event horizon.
Calculus of Rescue | Geometry of Exit Strategies
Our team has developed a few theories, but we're still working on the proof.
We're currently considering the following options:
- The Wormhole Wiggle: A daring plan involving a series of high-speed calculations and a healthy dose of optimism.
- The Singularity Sprint: A more... extreme approach, where we hope to outrun the event horizon by sheer mathematical force of will.
- The Quantum Quagmire: A plan that relies on the principles of quantum entanglement, but mostly just involves a lot of hand-waving and shouting "It'll work, I swear!"
Stay tuned for updates, or better yet, stay tuned for updates that don't involve our demise.