Attendees of the Time-Traveling Math Convention
Fermat, the Inept: arrived with a pocket watch that didn't work, had a great idea for a new theorem but couldn't get it written down before the party started
Bernoulli, the Bumbler: brought a plate of his famous buns for everyone to eat, but they were a few hours late
Kepler, the Klutz: tried to give a lecture about his discovery, but got lost in the hallways and ended up talking about the wrong math
And then there was you, who showed up at the last minute and probably still doesn't know what the party is about
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