The Kazim Sock Paradox
Where every pair of socks has a twin, but the twin never turns up.
It's like the universe is playing a sick joke on us all.
Causes:
- The Great Sock Eating Monster of 2019
- The Sock Drawer's Secret Hoarding Society
- The Sock Hole in the Fabric of Space-Time
Solutions:
- Buy socks in bulk, but never get a matching pair
- Start a Sock Support Group (SSG)
- Build a Sock-Seeking Robot (SSR)
Buy Socks in Bulk: The Kazim Method
Join the Sock Support Group (SSG)
Build a Sock-Seeking Robot (SSR)
Mathematical Formula for the Kazim Sock Paradox:
S = 2N / 2N + 1
Where S = Sock Count, N = Number of Socks Purchased