It's been 5 years since the infamous Pizza Heist of '08. A group of rogue pizza delivery drivers, tired of being treated like mere cogs in the machine, hatched a plan to take back their right to artisanal sauce.
Our heroes, led by the fearless Jack 'The Sauce' Stevens, set out to infiltrate the heavily guarded Pizza King's fortress of cheese.
Chapter 3: The Pizza King's Revenge reveals the aftermath of the heist and the birth of the modern pizza revolution.
But for now, let's take a look at the Chapter 1: The Pizza Drivers' Lament, where it all began.
And don't forget to check out the Appendix: Pizza-related Ephemera for more on the historical context and technical details of the heist.