Maytagged Salad

A salad so good, it'll make you forget all about your diet.

Warning: Maytagged Salad contains: Tasty Toppings, Crunchy Croutons, A Vinaigrette So Fine, A Dash of Mayonnaise, And A Side of Regret.

Our secret recipe involves combining the finest, most expensive ingredients in all the land, then sprinkling a pinch of disappointment on top.

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