Welcome, wretched traveler, to the Maze of Anguish, where the walls of despair are ever-changing, the paths are treacherous, and the inhabitants are perpetually bewildered. Come for the existential dread, stay for the crippling self-doubt!
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Or, if you will, surrender to the abyss and let our team of expert anguishes perform a delicate procedure to sever your last thread of hope.
Disclaimer: The Maze of Anguish is not responsible for any permanent emotional scarring or existential dread that may occur during your visit. However, we do provide complimentary existential therapy sessions with our team of trained anguishes.