Pretending to Listen

Expertly crafted by /me, this page is all about pretending to listen to things you don't really care about. It's a delicate art.

Here's a list of some advanced techniques:

• Nodding your head while zoning out
• Phrasing it as a question when you already know the answer
• Making supportive noises while secretly scrolling through memes on your phone

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