Present: John, Jane, Bob, and Steve. Absent: Nobody. (We're a small company.)
Meeting started at 2:00 PM, exactly 30 minutes late. Steve arrived at 2:30 PM, confused and apologetic.
John: "We should totally get that new copier. It'll make our lives easier." Jane: "Are you insane? We can't afford it!" Bob: "Actually, it's just like, $10,000. That's like, a lot of coffee."
Steve: "Wait, what's the discussion topic?"
John: "Uh, getting a copier. It's really important, trust me."
Meeting adjourned at 4:30 PM. Decisions tabled. Coffee breaks not taken.
Next meeting: "The Budget" - 3:00 PM, same day, same place. Don't be late.
Disclaimer: These minutes are not actually minutes. They're just, like, totally made up.