The Zoom Prophets Curse

Warning: Reading this page may cause spontaneous combustion of your socks.

A mysterious curse has been placed upon the Zoom Prophets Inc. servers, causing all users to experience a 99.9% chance of temporal displacement upon viewing this page.

Symptoms:

Uncontrollable urge to wear neon clothing
Increased likelihood of getting caught in a time paradox
Severe cases: spontaneous combustion of socks, shoes, and/or pants

Do not worry, it's just a minor side effect of the Zoom Prophets Curse.

For more information, visit the Symptoms page or the Treatments page.

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