We are not just a community, we are a REVOLUTION.
You've reached out to express your concerns about the recent waffle trends, and we appreciate your passion. However, let us clarify that waffle is a sacred institution. You can't just add fruit to a waffle and call it "healthy." The syrup is the foundation, the eggs are the pillars, and the cheese is the crown. Don't @ us.
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