WARNING: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THE BRAIN BLAST IS A REAL THING.
YOU WILL EXPERIENCE SEVERE DISCOMFORT AND POSSIBLE DISAPPOINTMENT.
YOU MAY FEEL YOUR BRAIN GETTING BLASTED TO KING HILL.
DO NOT BOTHER TRYING TO ESCAPE.
YOU WILL NOT LEAVE UNTIL YOU HAVE READ ALL 1000 SUBPAGES.
HERE ARE THE NEXT 5 SUBPAGES:
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE BRAIN BLAST.
YOU ARE NOT SURE WHAT YOU JUST EATED, BUT YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT.
1001 - The Meat That Ate My Sanity 1010 - Mystery Meat