The Secret Caffeine Stash

Welcome to the most exclusive, most secretive, most utterly absurd coffee collection in all the land.

Located deep within the depths of the pantry, hidden from prying eyes, and guarded by a fierce and terrifying coffee-obsessed beast.

• Beans of Doom
• Crema of the Damned
• Latter of the Legion
• Mocha of the Maligned

Be careful, traveler, for the coffee within is strong, and the beast that guards it is not to be trifled with.