The Fjord of Fjords, Meal 213

Located in the heart of Fjordtopia, this meal is a culinary marvel. It's a delicate balance of flavors and textures that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about food.

Ingredients:

• Fjord-water
• Fjord-salt
• Rock-salmon fillet

Instructions:

1. Boil the Fjord-water in a pot, but not too much, or it'll be too salty.
2. Add the Fjord-salt, but not too much, or it'll be too bland.
3. Sear the Rock-salmon fillet until it's nice and charred.

Side effects may include:

• Excessive happiness
• Uncontrollable laughter
• Temporary loss of taste buds

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