The Second Lunch of the Doomed

Welcome, survivors of the Apocalypse, to the Second Lunch of the Doomed. A place where the rules of sanity and nutrition no longer apply. Our menu features the most questionable leftovers from the Great Devastation of 2025. Last Lunch is just down the hall, but be warned: it's a wild ride.

We have a special deal for our most adventurous customers: Wild Card Lunch - a box of mystery meat, a can of questionable soup, and a side of existential dread. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Don't forget to try our limited-time offer: Lost in Translation Lunch, where our chefs attempt to recreate the culinary abominations of a bygone era, but with more... interesting results.