Uranium Bites

Welcome to the most explosive snack stand in the universe!

Experience the thrill of biting into a chunk of highly compressed, radioactive material that's been blasted from the depths of a neutron star. It's a taste sensation!

Choose from our wide variety of radioactive snacks:

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Radiation Levels:

Our snacks are guaranteed to give you a minimalist dose of radiation, carefully calibrated to leave you feeling slightly uncomfortable but not too dead.

Side Effects:

Ingredients:

Safety Information
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Radiation Safety

Don't worry, we've taken every precaution to ensure your snacking experience is safe and fun! Our snacks are carefully handled, stored, and served in a radiation-free environment... until you eat them.

We've also taken the liberty to create a comprehensive guide to surviving a radiation emergency: Radiation Survival Guide