Experience the thrill of biting into a chunk of highly compressed, radioactive material that's been blasted from the depths of a neutron star. It's a taste sensation!
Choose from our wide variety of radioactive snacks:
Our snacks are guaranteed to give you a minimalist dose of radiation, carefully calibrated to leave you feeling slightly uncomfortable but not too dead.
Don't worry, we've taken every precaution to ensure your snacking experience is safe and fun! Our snacks are carefully handled, stored, and served in a radiation-free environment... until you eat them.
We've also taken the liberty to create a comprehensive guide to surviving a radiation emergency: Radiation Survival Guide