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Tofu 3456-1 Side Effects
A List of Possible Consequences
- Sudden and intense feelings of existential dread
- Uncontrollable urges to purchase more Tofu 3456-1
- Spontaneous combustion of surrounding kitchen utensils
- Unstable relationships with loved ones due to excessive use
- Unexplained changes in personal style, now sporting a fetching neon pink stripe
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