Undercooked Meals
A culinary abomination
Because who needs flavor when you can just have a meal that's been sitting on the counter for three days?
Our Most Popular Dishes
Overcooked Chicken
Because who needs cooking when you can just reheat it in the microwave?
Undercooked Sushi
A delicate balance of flavors... of mold and bacteria.
Stale Bread
A crumbly, tasteless abomination.
Don't forget to wash your hands before handling our undercooked meals.